Stuffed Zucchini Flowers

I grow six zucchini plants.  Three are for the purpose of having zucchini.  The other three are expressly for flowers, and if the plant manages to produce a fruit or two anyway, fabulous.  But if you are a male flower on those three plants, you should accept that your days are numbered.  Oh, and you blossoms on the rogue pumpkin vines scattered about the premises?  You’re not safe either.

Between yesterday and today, I got 10 good flowers – 8 zucchini and 2 pumpkin.  The blossoms will keep in the fridge, rolled in a damp paper towel.

There are about a thousand ways to make zucchini flowers – unstuffed, stuffed; pan-fried, deep-fried, baked; rolled in a batter of flour and seltzer, or egg and flour, or egg white and bread crumbs.  It’s simply a matter of finding the recipe and method that works for you, or, in my case, cobbling a method together from one or two sources – the filling from one of my cookbooks, and the batter from Laurie Colwin’s Home Cooking.  Whatever your method, it’s pretty hard to screw these up.  And it’s impossible to make enough.

Stuffed Zucchini Flowers

You use male flowers for this dish.  The stem of a male flower looks like a stem, and the stem of a female flower looks like a tiny little squash.  Inside the blossom, the males look like boys, and the females look like girls.  OK?  That’s all I’m saying.  For further botanical sex education, and visual aids, go here.

Trim the stems off the blossom – I leave about a two-inch stem just to have something to hold onto  (shut up).  With small scissors, cut out the stamen of each flower (courage, men, courage).  (And shut up).

Filling (for about a dozen blossoms, plus leftovers for the next crop)

  • 3/4 cup ricotta cheese
  • 1/4 cup parmesan
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tablespoon chopped fresh herbs (I used basil and parsley)

Mix all in a small bowl.  You have a choice of filling the blossoms with a small spoon, or putting the filling into a pastry bag (if you own one) or a ziplock bag with the corner cut off and piping the filling into the blossoms.  I use a small spoon.  Fill each flower with about 2 teaspoons, then twist petals to close (it helps to wet your fingers first, then twist)

Batter

  • 1 egg
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice
  • 1/3 cup flour
  • 2-3 tablespoons water

Beat egg with lemon juice in a medium bowl.  Whisk in flour.  Batter will be thick.  Whisk in water until consistency of thin pancake batter or tempura.  (I know – that’s extremely vague, and very lame coming from someone who does not cook before 12PM, but that’s what it will look like.)

Heat 1/2″ canola or vegetable oil in a heavy skillet over medium-high heat.

Dip each blossom in batter, twist by the stem to coat completely, then lay in skillet.  Fry 3-4 minutes a side until golden brown and crispy.  Transfer to paper towels to drain and sprinkle with salt.  Immediately claim yours.  Serve the rest.  Wipe the tears when they realize there are no more.

So dinner tonight, like the zucchini flowers, was cobbled together from this and that.  I don’t know why this seems so much acceptable in summertime, but in general I find mealtimes easier this time of year:  I’m not racing the clock, I’m usually letting the garden dictate the direction of dinner, people are hungry and seem more amenable to new things, everyone is just in a better mood.  So I already had the blossoms on deck, but when I went to our local Italian deli (Valben’s, for those of you in the area, I love them) for the ricotta cheese and eggs, she had rice balls in the front display case – breaded and fried and wow, they looked good.  And her fresh marinara sauce in the cooler, yes, I’ll take a half-quart of that, please.  And the woman there is so wonderful, “what are you making for dinner tonight, honey?”  And I told her about the crop of blossoms waiting at home and she was as excited as if she’d been invited for dinner.

So there were the blossoms, the rice balls with marinara sauce, steamed green beans, and roasted potatoes.  Potatoes and rice for dinner?  Sure, why not, what the hell!

And one more “Before and After” shot of the zucchini flowers.  Don’t blink or you’ll miss it…

 

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3 comments on “Stuffed Zucchini Flowers

  1. Kathy says:

    You make this seem so easy. For those of us without a green thumb, can you buy the blossoms in a store?

  2. Selby says:

    Please, at the table tonight I said to JP, “I need to find a farmer’s market that sells these so I can buy like, 30 at a time…” There is never. enough.

  3. Stacie says:

    Oh please, Oh please, will you PLEASE make these for me one day?!?!?

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