‘Tis the time of the season: everywhere farmers’ markets are showing off their squash, eggplant, peppers and tomatoes. So what does that mean? Why ratatouille, of course. Ironic because it’s a peasant dish, stick-to-the ribs food, and evokes cold winter nights. But screw it: the time is now, the produce is at its peak, you can serve it cold, and DAMMIT THIS RECIPE IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!! My friend Bridget found it on Epicurious and sent it to me. The author, Francis Lam, coined it “Weapons-Grade Ratatouille” and rightly so…you can win a war with this dish.
My friend Becky challenged me to make it the way Remy does in Disney’s Ratatouille. If only I had that kind of patience, not to mention a mandoline. So this is going to be vegetable mess style. And I’ve decided that the next party I throw is going to be one giant pot of this ratatouille, a couple giant rosemary focaccias, and big bottles of wine. To be consumed while standing around in the kitchen. I cannot wait.
Transcribing the recipe as it was written, with my modifications in italics
The point of this recipe isn’t to follow it slavishly. If you want more of this, got less of that, go for it. The only thing I insist you do is block off some time on your calendar and hang out with your vegetables for an afternoon — the low, slow cooking is what makes it knock your momma’s bonnet off.
Makes nearly half a gallon, of very intensely flavored stuff
- 3 shallots and 1 large onion, minced (I didn’t have shallots so I used 1 medium yellow onion, 1 medium red onion, and 4 big cloves of garlic, all minced)
- ½ cup of extra-virgin olive oil. Yes, that much. Summertime is living it up time.
- A couple more glugs of olive oil. Hell, just keep the bottle handy. (I love Francis)
- Salt and pepper
- 2 large red peppers, puréed in the food processor (I didn’t have peppers but I had an unopened jar of roasted red peppers so I threw that in the food processor)
- 4 pounds of very good regular field tomatoes, or fancy heirlooms if you’re rich. Just make sure they’re the kind you eat a piece of … and then involuntarily eat another piece of a minute later. Oh, and purée them in the food processor too. (I had no fresh tomatoes so I used a can of San Marzano whole tomatoes, drained and thrown in the food processor)
- 2½ pounds of summer squash and zucchini, ½-inch dice (I don’t weigh produce, I just used 2 green zucchini, 1 yellow squash)
- 1½ pounds of eggplant, diced into ½-inch cubes (A medium-sized eggplant…you know, about…that….big. Right.)
- Thyme and basil to taste